wooz_usm ([info]wooz_usm) wrote,
2006-01-19 10:58:00

Chocolate City

Huge controversy this week when New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin said that New Orleans was going to be a "chocolate city." I don't really get the controversy. I mean we already have a chocolate city, Hershey , PA. And everybody wants to be the mayor of that town. It's where Wilt Chamberlain set the NBA record for most points in an NBA game pouring in 100 against the Knicks. And there's that interstate that runs through there named The Hershey, uh, Turnpike? Anyway, I say take this negative and make it a positive. Here are my 10 ideas for things that could be developed and called Chocolate City

10) A new song from Prince
9) A lip gloss from Maybellene
8) A new channel on Sirius radio.
7) A new song from The Wiggles
6) A new dessert item from Dairy Queen that the entire family can share shaped like a city.
5) A new video countdown show on MTV2.
4) A breakfast cereal replacing Count Chocula
3) A new kind of frosting from Duncan Hines.
2) A new channel on the Spice network
1) A giant factory where they make all kinds of new and exciting and exotic candy but it's fraught with danger and run by an eccentric nut job who seems to be unstable and he has all these weird little creatures who actually do all the work like some kind of enslaved elf work force.

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[info]awesomeamanda4

January 19 2006, 16:34:08 UTC 6 years ago

Milk, Milk, Lemonade, around the corner fudge is made on the Chocolate Turnpike.

[info]wooz_usm

January 19 2006, 16:37:44 UTC 6 years ago

is that a euphemism?

[info]awesomeamanda4

January 19 2006, 16:41:18 UTC 6 years ago

I guess. I always thought that it was a biology lesson.

[info]wooz_usm

January 19 2006, 16:44:26 UTC 6 years ago

I thought it was an anatomy lesson.

[info]awesomeamanda4

January 19 2006, 16:46:12 UTC 6 years ago

It's a good way to teach youngins about bodily fluids.

[info]wooz_usm

January 19 2006, 16:51:48 UTC 6 years ago

Yeh, much better than the bad ways to teach younguns about bodily fluids that natala mentioned earlier.

[info]kit_444

January 19 2006, 16:44:48 UTC 6 years ago

"Weird little creatures"...slamming my oompa loompas again, I see. ::sigh::

[info]wooz_usm

January 19 2006, 16:50:52 UTC 6 years ago

Can you say they're not weird little creatures? They're definitely weird, they're definitely little and they're definitely creatures.

[info]kit_444

January 19 2006, 17:03:12 UTC 6 years ago

Yes, that's all true. However, on the upside they make great candy and sing catchy little ditties.

[info]wooz_usm

January 19 2006, 17:05:47 UTC 6 years ago

They'll be very happy in Chocolate City.

[info]kit_444

January 19 2006, 17:33:16 UTC 6 years ago

I'm buying them a one-way ticket there as we speak.

Say, will the Candyman be the new mayor of Chocolate City? I hear he can take a sunrise, sprinkle it in dew and cover it in chocolate with a miracle or two. I'm sure that will come in handy there.

[info]wooz_usm

January 19 2006, 17:36:00 UTC 6 years ago

Actually, former Sixer and Net, Darryl Dawkins will be the mayor of Chocolate City.

[info]kit_444

January 19 2006, 17:39:03 UTC 6 years ago

Ok, I can see that. Will they have chocolate backboards for him to shatter?

[info]wooz_usm

6 years ago

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[info]elyzabethe

January 19 2006, 18:33:50 UTC 6 years ago

which candyman are we talking about, here? because the candyman I know has a chest cavity full of bees and kills people who say his name five times....

[info]wooz_usm

6 years ago

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[info]kit_444

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[info]awesomeamanda4

January 19 2006, 21:02:55 UTC 6 years ago

Is Chocolate City next to Funky Town?

[info]wooz_usm

January 19 2006, 21:05:02 UTC 6 years ago

It was with this one girl I dated......

[info]awesomeamanda4

January 19 2006, 21:12:35 UTC 6 years ago

So it's near Candy Land?

[info]wooz_usm

January 19 2006, 21:14:04 UTC 6 years ago

With most, yes.

[info]kit_444

January 19 2006, 22:23:32 UTC 6 years ago

What about Chutes and Ladders?

[info]awesomeamanda4

January 19 2006, 22:26:49 UTC 6 years ago

It's next to Connect 4.

[info]wooz_usm

January 19 2006, 23:58:48 UTC 6 years ago

That's a totally different sphere altogether.

[info]awesomeamanda4

January 20 2006, 01:19:24 UTC 6 years ago

Right, it's next to Sorry.

[info]mudcat01

January 19 2006, 21:51:33 UTC 6 years ago

The Official beer "Double Chocolate Stout"

[info]mudcat01

January 19 2006, 21:54:40 UTC 6 years ago

and there will be a thin layer of chocolate that cover the grass in the park that is kept at a constant temperature of 55 degrees. The cost will be astounding but nothing is to good for the "Chocolate City"

[info]awesomeamanda4

January 19 2006, 22:28:35 UTC 6 years ago

There be a river of Chocolate and boats made of Marshmallow. The Marshmallow will melt and required to be replaced hourly, but it will be oh, so delicious.
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