wooz_usm ([info]wooz_usm) wrote,
@ 2007-03-14 11:19:00
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Nothing Wrong with 3 Leaf Clovers.
I'm off the next 2 days, so it's an early St. Patrick's Day version of the Daily Dose. I still gotta retrieve my "Kiss Me, I'm Irish" T-shirt from the girl whose apt I left it at last year. I hope her husband isn't there. That would be awkward. I mean, the little baby is one thing. Anyway, I give you the Top Ten Worst Selling "Kiss me, I'm ______ " T-Shirts for 2007 so far.

10) Kiss Me, I'm Not That Bad
9) Kiss Me, I'm on Death Row
8) Kiss Me, You Can't Do Any Better
7) Kiss Me, I'm Mark Foley
6) Kiss Me, I'm Albanian
5) Kiss Me, I Have Problem Dandruff
4) Kiss Me, I Won't Take No For An Answer
3) Kiss Me, I'm Wooz (perennial poor performer)
2) Kiss Me, I'll Pay You
1) Kiss Me, I'm Incontinent

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[info]chaptal
2007-03-14 03:57 pm UTC (link)
Kiss Me, I Tested Negative.

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[info]wooz_usm
2007-03-14 04:15 pm UTC (link)
Just missed at #11.

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[info]bohemiangrrl
2007-03-14 04:18 pm UTC (link)
Similarly, "Kiss me, the rash is finally gone."

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[info]wooz_usm
2007-03-14 04:21 pm UTC (link)
I got one of those for free with my 10th visit to the clinic.

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[info]bohemiangrrl
2007-03-14 04:24 pm UTC (link)
awesome! you know they have punch cards now, where your 10th shot of pennicillan is free.

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[info]wooz_usm
2007-03-14 04:28 pm UTC (link)
What If I'm allergic to penicillin? My mom toldme I was then told me I wasn't. I 'm not taking any chances.

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[info]bohemiangrrl
2007-03-14 04:41 pm UTC (link)
well, they also offer coupons for abortions, but I don't know that those would help you much either.

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[info]wooz_usm
2007-03-14 04:46 pm UTC (link)
Not now.

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